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I will reveal the horse in Maestro once the film is out in theaters. But feel free to place your guesses here...

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I have a suspicion we have not met the horse of Maestro in the Maestro trailer...

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it would have been Jeremy Strong, but is it now Matt Bomer?

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Frankenstein is about a man creating a horse. Dracula is about Dracula being surrounded by horses.

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I have not seen it yet but Austin is def gonna be a horse in Bikeriders!!

Fran have a great trip! I have always wanted to go to Finland! Im Finnish and hate terrible weather!

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I'm cryinggggg this is so good. Have not seen May / December, but have read the script and can confirm Charles Melton is def the horse.

Someone in the comments mentioned Jeremy Strong, and now I can't stop wondering: who's the horse in Succession? Is it everyone but Logan?

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Geri is for sure the horse

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was thinking maybe the horses in Certain Women were the horse in Certain Women but then i realized Jared Harris is the horse in Certain Women

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I still have to watch this one! But on the Reichardt theme, the cow is the horse in First Cow :)

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absolutely!

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bravo

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here to say this issue was a big hit with my group chat, thanks for asking the important questions tessa

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Love to influence hearts and minds ❤️

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you say the horse is almost never a dog, but I’d argue Snoop in Anatomy of a Fall is DEFINITELY a horse. also this whole thing is giving the scene in HIMYM when Ted says “bowl” a few hundred times

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I was reeeeeally on the fence about this one and excluded it for fear of blowing up my entire theory, but I think Anatomy of a Fall might be horseless.

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I visited Helsinki and Tailinn pre-Covid (so eons ago) in June and had the exact same experience of everyone I met, once it came up I was from the US, asking why I was here instead of France or Italy or whatever they thought was a top tier european vacation country too!!! So i dont think it was just the weather that prompted it! I hope you are enjoying yourself, my only regret was not figuring out how to have a sauna experience while I was there...

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Had a great time!! The saunas will be there for you when you go back!

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