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Brendan Boyle's avatar

Failing Fran Magazine (complimentary)

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

this

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BDM's avatar

FRAN SUPREMACY

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George Matthews's avatar

Lonesome Dove could be awesome and you could easily get away with “McMurtry May”… putting hats in for Moby Dick (Melville/Moby May), one of the non-Smiley Le Carre novels (A Perfect Spy, ie Magnus May, or Little Drummer Girl, Mossad May (maybe not that one)) or one of the big Russian classics (Moscow May?) or… hear me out… Gravity’s Rainbow….. Roger Mexico May???? Can’t think of a single good “M” GR thing…

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Arthur Soloman's avatar

The Russia House isn't not Moscow May. Plus: romance.

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

oooo

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George Matthews's avatar

Gravity’s Maynbow???

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Claire's avatar

Don't even joke about this im serious DO NOT DO THIS FRAN

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George Matthews's avatar

*holds a rocket in front of u mockingly like a kids movie bully might do with a small lizard*

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

ijbol

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Brendan Boyle's avatar

Endorse all these … have previously recommended Lonesome Dove as a great “normal” book. LDG is a good entry for JLC, I think Perfect Spy works better having read some more of his fiction first

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Arthur Soloman's avatar

Vulture more like eagle the way they're snatching up live talent (this simile is bad. Congrats anyway!

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

thank you lol!!

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Jack Riedy's avatar

Full-Time Fran! (Fran-Time Job?) Congrats on the new gig! I do hope the Sunday Dispatch sticks around. Participating makes me feel like I'm in some glamorous literary salon even when I'm usually just at work.

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Jack Riedy's avatar

most importantly, will you make any of the Cinematrixes?

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

I don't think so but never say never...

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

highest praise!!!

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Clare's avatar

i like doing my own plagiarized version of sunday dispatch bc it makes me for responsible for doing stuff and reflecting it on it every week, rather than just looking at my computer and feeling bad. i love SDs and don't want them to entirely disappear for selfish reasons but i also think they just give personal "blogging" a shape that other kinds of criticism etc. can't take. maybe MDs (monthly dispatch) (dr. fran md [doctor of having job])

and does the may book have to have an m related name? you won't bite this but i want to do a wicked bookclub and don't want to be the one to do it. and like, i've never read lotr. mordor may. morrible may

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

OK so maybe the SD stays though "Fran MD" really does have a good ring... when will you start watchign Doctor Odyssey? I think it could give you an aneurysm watching them explain polyamory to Don Johnson every week

May book club does not need an M name.... I cannot reread Wicked (read in high school) but I never finished LOTR (only read first two). Blythe also suggested Lonesome Dove which has long been on my month. Western May (imagine I am doing an upside M for Western..... maybe)

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Jack Riedy's avatar

would love to read Lonesome Dove. this rave in Defector is persuasive: https://defector.com/its-time-for-you-to-read-lonesome-dove

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

my parents would be so proud of me also

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Jack Riedy's avatar

s/o Mr. and Mrs. H fr

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Clare's avatar

i'm totally bol at upside m for western. this

i'll consider doc odd...

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Lázaro's avatar

Congratulations Fran! I have never left a comment (too shy), but I have really enjoyed reading your newsletter for the past two years. Thank you very much for introducing me to Topsy-Turvy - what a brilliant film, I haven't stopped thinking about it.

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

Thank you for reading!!!! And welcome to commenting!

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Casey Wright's avatar

Fran if you go to grad. school I will ban you from Chicago('s formerly cool neighborhoods).

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Andy Germuga's avatar

Congrats to you Fran! Is Timothee Chalamet having a Maestro Moment?

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

Not quite but it seems possible one day

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Crissy Milazzo's avatar

congrats fran!! world domination is right around the corner

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

thank you crissy!!!! I agree

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Tom McHenry's avatar

Congratulations, Fran! Gonna miss the inspiring regular mag which I read religiously and never commented on, but it did the thing, so I guess it's smile that it happened vs. cry that it's over times

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

omg thank you Tom!!!! I hope you are well!!!

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Tom McHenry's avatar

Yeah!!!!!

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Maggie's avatar

fran mag getting lonesome dove pilled is very very exciting. I haven’t participated in book club before but I’m reading again so we will see! seeing that gmail tag sent me into FIGHT OR FLIGHT mode though I hope you’re ok 😂

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

I was really spiraling…

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Jake's avatar

Loving your work on Vulture. Keep crushing it.

Re a future book club:

- 2nding whoever says Magic Mountain

- 2nding whoever says Lonesome Dove

- Bleak House? You've probably done that already, though.

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

Thank you!!! I read Bleak House in college and LOVED. It's probably on the reread list regardless of whether it's a May pic but it's a great option!

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mary-kate blackwood's avatar

congraaaats on the job omg wishing you all the best…being a member of this comment section is one of my only indulgences, like an old sailor’s prized cask of port or something…i hope your 2025 has been good so far!!!

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

bless!!!! tysm

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Kevin Lei's avatar

magic mountain may…

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

tempting af

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Serena's avatar

congratulations fran! (cannot in good conscience recommend a phd)

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

VALID!!! and thank you!

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